Before coming here i hung around on Jplegacy, where there was a thread were you could post spoofs of an RPG you were playing. I thought something like that would be fun here.
Savages
*Two Orcs are sitting at a table drinking tea*
Orc 1: I do say Reginald, those ghastly Scondovians are it at again! With all their crimson hand poppycock. What a dreadful state we're in.
Reginald: Nyess Krag- Zot, it's obvious that they're getting quite rowdy as of late. Shall we send a couple lads to "Knock them around a bit" as they say?
Krag Zot: Oh yes Reginald, do so at once!
Reginald: Sahll we bring the Asagonese too?
Krag Zot: Of course! More the merrier!
*One battle later*
*Asagonese soldier is eating a Scondovian knight*
Soldier: Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom ^_^ *BELCH*
Krag: *Gasp* What savages! Cover your eyes Reginald!
Reginald: *Covers eyes*
Savages
*Two Orcs are sitting at a table drinking tea*
Orc 1: I do say Reginald, those ghastly Scondovians are it at again! With all their crimson hand poppycock. What a dreadful state we're in.
Reginald: Nyess Krag- Zot, it's obvious that they're getting quite rowdy as of late. Shall we send a couple lads to "Knock them around a bit" as they say?
Krag Zot: Oh yes Reginald, do so at once!
Reginald: Sahll we bring the Asagonese too?
Krag Zot: Of course! More the merrier!
*One battle later*
*Asagonese soldier is eating a Scondovian knight*
Soldier: Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom ^_^ *BELCH*
Krag: *Gasp* What savages! Cover your eyes Reginald!
Reginald: *Covers eyes*